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Game of Life Hacker Manual Now Available as eBooks

Posted by on 02/04/2014

So this happened. On the Day of Fooles.  We planned to release the first two EMAG OF EFIL ebooks into the wild with much fanfare.  It was the perfect way to celebrate the auspicious occasion. We were very excited indeed.

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Until we discovered that it takes 12+ hours for the titles to actually appear in the Amazon store. We earned many Foole Points for that epic fail.

So the first two volumes of the Game of Life Hacker Manual are now ALMOST available as ebooks. And SOON you’ll be able to download the books that have been called “Harry Potter on crack.” IN A MATTER OF HOURS, you can learn how to harness the power of the Cosmic Joke to play the Game. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, you can discover the secrets to the Foolish Mysteries and go funny in the head. JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME and you’ll be able to get the books that will make you question everything. IN A FLASH, you can learn how to level up from meaningless mini-games to the mind-blowing Mega Game. EVENTUALLY, you’ll be able to discover that humor really is the best Game strategy.

Okay. We really have no idea when the ebooks will be available. In the meantime, we suggest you go play a nice reality hacking game.

And even more Foole Points were earned for the worst marketing job ever.

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[BLOBBER’S NOTE: Emag of Efil ebooks are now alive!  Seriously.  Well, they’re not at all serious.  But they are now available. You can get them here.]

 

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